Are you a kitten? Yes, I am. Thank you. Are you really Koneko? I'm not doubting you. Shall we go? Somewhere. I don't know much about this area. I'm sorry. I'll leave it to you.
Oh, I just want iced coffee. No, I don't need milk or sugar. Do you always come to places like this, Koneko-san? No, it's true, you sometimes take pictures at café-like places. You take pictures with cakes and sweet things, don't you? That's why I brought it today. This is a plushie of Shitoron-chan. It was a little awkward to bring it, but it's an off-line meeting. It's an off-line meeting after all. Here we go.
That is Poruru's plushie, isn't it? You brought it with you. I knew it. Of course. This is what an off-line meeting between me and Koneko-san should be like. He's a heretic who doesn't hesitate to bring out stuffed anime toys, even at fashionable cafes.
Oh, hi. Koneko, what did you ask for? What? Fresh caramel vanilla. Salt? I can't imagine which flavor it is. Girls really like that kind of thing, don't they? I'm just prejudiced. But if I was going to take a picture with Shitoron-chan, I would have preferred a prettier drink instead of iced coffee. I see you call her "Koneko-san," her last name.
I am a little nervous about knowing private information, even if it is something mutual. I know you are not comfortable with it. I exchange cards quite often, so many people know my real name. Not only my real name, but also my address since we send and receive cards by mail.
I'm doing this on a transactional basis, so I'm not known to the people on this site, but I guess so. I often do hand-delivery in Tokyo. I often go to arcade in Tokyo. Oh, I thought you're not a Kyotai player, Koneko-san, you know, the Kirapara game.
I would trade the codecs and cards that didn't appear in the game. The game is no longer in operation, but at the time I played it a lot. I had a very high rank. I was ranked at the level of a god. There was an arcade where these "Kirapara" guys and gals would gather, and I would show up, play games, and exchange cards with them. Pimps can't imagine that. Well, I guess there is such a culture. Koneko-san, are you interested in cucumbers?
If you're interested, I'm totally willing to give you a lecture. Oh, I see, Koneko-san, you basically hate going outside, don't you? I can feel your resentment toward the company from your daily tweets. You often say that you don't want to go to work until the culture of drinking parties is abolished, or that you hope a terrorist attack will suddenly blow up. Moreover, you tweet bad things about your boss, colleagues, and subordinates almost every day, and you are probably on social networking sites even during working hours. To be honest, he is a cripple, isn't he? I'm fine with it because I get along with people like that, or rather, we are on the same wavelength. I'm still a university student, so I don't really know what the company is like. I'm sure I'll end up like Koneko-san.
Is it my hanne? Is it about that Birei Taido? Yes, that's right. I accidentally found out Koneko-san's last name earlier. I'm not sure if I can cover it up. Well, let's see... Mirei Taso is my real name. Ah, yes. It's "Birei," as in "beautiful" and "courtesy. Isn't that strange? I mean, my parents are not good at all. They must be idiots if they call a man Birei.
What can I say, I feel at home. I've thought of better names. Also, I like voice actors. You know? The voice actor whose nickname is Taso. It's a bit like that, so I'm proud of it. What's that? Yeah, I guess so. You're staring at me like that. What? He's cute. Shitoron-chan. Oh, what, me? Hair? Yes, I see. I've never been called cute or anything by anyone other than my mother.
Cute or not, I'm still a guy though. Hi, I'm a guy. I mean, you're saying something's cute, but don't rub it in. Let's talk about Kirapara, Kirapara. I'm sure we can talk about Kirapara, since we're here. Have you seen the new information? I never expected a sequel. I thought it was impossible to make a new TV anime series, but no, an OVA is totally possible.
I'm glad to be alive to see the Shitorons in high school. The key bijou was divine, wasn't it? I didn't expect Minene-sama to grow her hair long and give them twin tails. Kirapara, I knew it was Kirapara. This, you know, the work before Kirapara was so popular that it was a bit unfavorable at first.
I really don't like it when people say it's boring compared to the previous anime. There are always boring otaku who compare the previous work with Kirapara in any way they can. Recently, the number of "Kirapara" geeks has been increasing, and the last episode was quite well-received. But you know, I think this stuffed animal is the treasure of Kirapara.
Honestly, isn't it so cute? The workmanship is good, it's kind of unique, and it's recognized by other wars in the area. It's different. I like the last one, too. But this character is really special. Yes, I know.
Koneko-san likes Kirapara very much. This plushie is made to order, so no one but otaku has one. Koneko-san often posts photos of his stuffed animals. I know Shitoron-chan very well. I was a loner in high school too. I can understand how lonely, reclusive, and complicated Shitoron is.
Well, I was mostly a loner in high school, or rather, elementary, junior high, and high school. So, this character's obsession and jealousy toward the protagonist is really like me. Burnt-out is some kind of change. Would it be easier to understand if I said "burning" or "burning" as in a sense of frustration? I really like people who have a strong love for the genre. Like Koneko-san. Oh, um, do you mind if I post about today on SNS?
Uh, let's just call it an off-line meeting. I'm afraid you'll think I'm smelling something. Do you have a boyfriend, Koneko-san? I'm sorry, I'm a little creepy. For now. Wow, a year is pretty recent, isn't it? What, you had a boyfriend a year ago? No, it's nothing.
I don't know what to say. I thought you were my "guess. I think it's strange for me to think of you as a "guesser" when we are only talking to each other. Maybe that's why. I was surprised to hear such a graphic story. It's strange, isn't it, that I told him.
Sorry. I don't have a story to give back on this kind of stuff. Of course I do. How can a loner have a girlfriend? You're not a yo-kai, are you? I'm not trying to say that you're a "yo-kai," but you're not so much a yo-kai, but you're pretty cute ..... No, it's normal. Not like a nerd. Are you on any other social networking sites? Our main social networking site is just like a nerd. The social networking sites that cater to the "yo-kai" crowd? No, I don't look at those. I mean, it doesn't even exist on my homepage.
Oh, Koneko, you are doing that? Maybe I should download it too. Oh, no, I'm not going to do it. I don't have a sparkling daily life that I can post. So I'm just going to look at Koneko's postings.
I mean, what is Koneko-san posting? You are a nerd, too, and you are more of a "shady" person, aren't you? He posts quite often. Wow, all he posts are pictures of food. And cats. Cats are great, they enrich your mind.
But I think it's something less wordy than spoken. Maybe it's because I'm mainly posting photos. Oh, I see. With real acquaintances, it's hard to say what I really feel and what my hobbies are. Oh, I didn't know it was like that. It is hard to say, isn't it? I don't want to expose my true feelings, and I don't know where or who is watching.
After all, do you write about boyfriends and such in this kind of thing? Yes, I do. You don't post much about your private life, do you? It's a private account, but there's something weird about it. You can talk more honestly on Otaku-sama's account.
Ah, there is that, isn't there? What can I say, it's like we can't understand each other, even though we're all geeks in one group. But if you say it out loud, you are beaten to a pulp, so you can never say it out loud. No, I totally understand that feeling. I really do. I honestly think that people who feel like they've played a premier game by watching live video clips of people playing it, with a strong sense of defeat, should just die. Oh, no, I'm not saying "die" too much. There are people who write review cartoons, but I wonder if they are talking about the games or the players themselves, because these days it is quite common for people to be satisfied just watching the actual game without buying it.
Ha. For a geek like me, it's already crap. Poo puke puke puke. What, wait, you don't have to blow it out like that. It was a little dirty, I'm sorry. So you agree with me, Koneko-san? Thank you very much. I do occasionally watch live video games of my favorite voice actors, but that's because I want to hear their reactions and banter, not because I want to do it myself.
So I ended up buying that game with the money from my part-time job. That's 30,000 yen. That's terrible, isn't it? The regular price is 6,000 yen. Why don't they re-release it, or just sell it on the DL? Well, I guess there must be some rights involved, but it's terrible that you can't buy it unless you pay 30,000 yen.
However, I think there is an added value in that it is worth 30,000 yen at a premium. I think it has an added value. I think it's because it is a minor, maniacal game that is not widely available that it has a certain brilliance.
Of course, it's an old game, so the controls and such are shoddy, but it's not a cooperative game, and it's a straight path, so it's over quickly. I think it will be over in a couple of days. I'm waiting for your first impressions. I want to take in the nutrients that I can only get from first impressions.
About today? I haven't told anyone. I mean, how could I say? I did it. With a woman, no, it's mutual, so I don't have any jealousy or anything like that. There are people who look at you with a suspicious eye just because you are a woman, right? I don't want to be treated like a jerk by people like that. Well, I said it was an offline meeting. I didn't tell anyone. It was my decision.
Oh, is it that time already? I've solved it in some time-seconds. Koneko-san, are you all right, time? I see. Then, shall we leave?
It's suddenly getting cold. Oh, please wait a moment. Here, I'll be back in about 10 minutes. This is mine and yours. I'm sorry, I got excited. I'm not taking any money, so please take it. No, no, no, no, no. This is crazy. This is crazy. I'm sorry, I'm a freak, I'm a freak, I'm a freak, I'm a freak, I'm a freak.
Are you happy? Really? You're lying. The truth is. You're probably going to expose me later as a creepy misunderstood person. I'm sorry, Koneko-san, you're so open-minded. I'm going home now. Of course you are. Because I've already eaten and there's nothing else to do.
Eh, what is it, over there? Oh, it's a place to stay. Koneko-san, this is a hotel, right? It's a place where men and women have their so-called lovemaking. Well, I'm being deceived. Does this mean we're going to enter here? Really? Are you sure? Once we're in here, we can't go back. I'm not looking at you that way. I just want to get to know you better. I'm not looking at you with impure eyes, like I want to go out with you or something. I don't care what happens. You said it, so please take responsibility.
Um, don't I smell? I washed properly, but I was kind of nervous, and I felt like I was running some weird sweat or smell or something. Wow, I know. I'll be prepared. You can come anytime. Koneko-san's lips are soft. I kissed her. One more time. May I?
Kissing is like this. Don't be ridiculous. It's just a touch of each other's lips, isn't it? There's no way I could get an erection from something like that. Oh, wait, your tongue. Oh, no, don't touch my cock. I mean, it'll come out. I said, no, it'll come out. Hey, hey, hey, hey. You know... Your penis is getting bigger. You're teasing me. No, no, no, I'm having fun teasing you, and even you think it's cute. I'm getting too excited.
That's great. Wow, too much stimulation. No, just a little touch of my finger, and you make a circle around my penis and squeeze it, it's so gross. It's totally different from when I do it by myself. Her hand is touching my cock and sucking it. I've always liked her hands and nails in her photos.
My hands are different from something else. A woman's hands. But I want to make Koneko-san feel as good as possible. I'm getting carried away, and I'm shaking my hips without really understanding what's going on.
Inside Koneko's cunt, it's soooo warm and wet, sex feels so good. I can see why everyone is so into it. I can understand. Koneko-san's moaning voice is too ewwwy. She's so cute. I want to make this voice into ASMR and make love to her every day.
Oh my God. I can't believe that Koneko-san is whispering lewd words to me. Please say more naughty things to me. Now, now, I'm squeezing my pole. The tip is wet. This is embarrassing. I'm not allowed to say naughty things. No, please don't stop me.
I understand. I will follow your instructions. Only the pole? Okay, I'll just rub the pole. I was not stimulated enough, but she kept saying naughty things in my ear, and I started to have a lot of juices in my mouth. It is a habit to be masturbated by Koneko. My head is filled with thoughts of the day I had sex with Koneko. I want to ejaculate in her pussy. I want to have sex with her pussy.
Do you want to have sex with me again, Koneko? I'm glad. Me too. I want to have sex with you again, too. I want you to feel good with my dick. I want to see your cute face. I want to give you a hand job while licking your pussy. I want to lick her pussy a lot and hear her naughty voice. Can I touch your glans already? Can I? Yes, it's okay.
Track 4, Christmas, offline meetings, and nothing but the best. ......
Koneko-san, it's been a while since we last met in real life, though we used to hang out on social networking sites. I think you look cuter today than before. No, it's nothing. I'll give you this. Um... Why are you silent?
Uh, let's see, at times like this, it's like giving flowers or something, and that woman likes flowers, doesn't she? It's Christmas today. I have no idea about the color or type of flowers. Koneko told me before that she likes orange and yellow, so this is what I came up with. Am I slipping? Am I being a super pain in the ass?
I played all day today. It was mostly eating and chatting. I had a great time. We ate cake and did many Christmas-like things. I'm so happy. There are not many people here. Maybe because it's by the sea. It's a little dark. There are benches with streetlights. Well, I really, really need to talk to you. Please listen to what I'm going to say.
Oh, I would rather have been born as grass or a flower than to feel like this. Why? Why am I like this? What am I going to do? I'm in pain. I'm in so much pain. I want to have you all to myself. I want to be in your life. Whenever Koneko-san tweets something on Shabetter, I'm so happy that I want to keep track of it all and turn on notifications so that I don't miss anything. It's exhausting to be happy or sad in that way, but I can't stop. I want to be in the center of Koneko-san's heart. There is only you in my heart, Koneko-san. You are the center of my heart.
I mean, why, why do you say you like manga and anime guys when I'm around? That's cheating, isn't it? I wasn't like a boyfriend. We even masturbated together. I don't care about anime and manga anymore, and since the day I had sex with Koneko, all I can think about is him. I really want to do anything. I want to do things with Koneko-san like being with a lover or being a real person.
People Who Should Read "[Sultry x Intense Emotions] I took away the virginity of a mutual shady nerd and messed up his life" is recommended for this kind of person!
People Who Should Read "[Sultry x Intense Emotions] I took away the virginity of a mutual shady nerd and messed up his life" is recommended for this kind of person!
I like the shade. I like nerds. I like virgins. I like people who are single-minded and straightforward. I feel sympathy for otaku who bring stuffed toys of girls' anime to an offline meeting. She is a cute girl who is not used to women and has low female resolution, therefore she is easily infatuated with you. I love the cute little nerdy guy who is a pain in the ass! I love the way he's so cynical, but he has a little bit of a hippie crush on the sunny side of life. I love the younger guy who loves the heroine (you) so much! I'm so excited to buy matching goods at an offline meeting, it's so cute and painful! I love you too much to cry while snapping at you...so cute!
Mireiku loves you, she is hardworking, clumsy, and very sweet. Let's make your mutual follower's virginity melt by having sex with him offline!
I said, "......Can I put that ...... today on my social networking site? I wonder if people will think I'm ...... smelling."
◎Synopsis
I have that game, if you want to borrow it."
One DM I received from a follower who I'm not particularly close with, but with whom I've been in a mutual state for years. You (HN Koneko) casually muttered, "I want to play this game," and suddenly an off-line meeting between just the two of you began.
This is ...... a plushie of Shitoron-chan. It was a little bit difficult to bring it, but ...... it's an off-line meeting, so let's ...... do it." I know this guy ...... very well. I was a loner in high school myself. I understand how lonely, incast, and tormented Shitoron feels so much that it hurts.
Mireitaso had a very beautiful face, but when she opened her mouth, she was a painful, gloomy nerd just like Shabeta (SNS). He is a bit of a pain, but he is friendly, and you find it hard to hate him as he happily engages in otaku talk and disrespects the yo-kai, and you gradually find him endearing.
I don't know what to say. ...... I thought you were my guess." "Ugh, you're happy? Are you sure? You're lying, aren't you? You're really going to expose me later as a creepy misunderstood guy, aren't you? I'm going to go back to ...... now, too? ...Yes, because I've eaten and there's nothing else to do ........."
After the off-line meeting was over, Mireitaso was kind of sobbing and did not seem to want to go home.
--I'll just have to do it. .......
What? What is that place? What? A place to stay? What do you mean ......? What, what, what, what, what... ???? ...... and ???? "It's not that I'm looking at ...... Koneko in that way, it's just that ......
Mirei is acting suspiciously but does not clearly refuse. And you were literally heading to a nearby love hotel to get out of your skin. ......
This is a bitter-sweet and tender love story of two nerds that begins with sex.
I'm like, "...... seriously, seriously, seriously, seriously, seriously. I, I, I, I'm going to lose my virginity today. ......? I'm going to have sex with Koneko-san and I'm going to have sex with ......?
◎Character Introduction
Mireitaso" CV Yukimasa Kanamori
University student attending a university in Tokyo. Science course. You and I have been following each other for several years, but we were never really close. However, Mirei likes you one way or another and has been checking your mumblings daily for several years. He is quite good looking and has a neutral face, despite being a shadowy nerd. His hobby is gaming in general, and as part of that he dabbles in retro and premier games. She looks down on the yo-kas, saying "Hmph... yo-kas..." On the other hand, she is at the age where she wants to make out with her boyfriends like the yo-kas do. He really wants an understanding otaku girlfriend like Koneko. He is twisted and has values and speech that are poisoned by the internet, but his roots are very kind, single-minded and straight-forward. My favorite character is Shitoron-chan from Kirapara. Her hair and fingers are her favorite female parts.
I'm not a yo-kai," he said. You're not a yo-kai, are you?
...... She has never been there, apparently.
track list
Total running time: more than 2 hours and 30 minutes (including the main program and cast talk)
◎Track 1: Off-line meeting 26:03 (*Listen to the track in full)
◎Track 2(R18):Let's have off-pack! around 43:44 Stop it! You're going to violate me, aren't you? Like a porno doujinshi, like a porno doujinshi!"
First kiss by a virgin boy (mere mellow), titty rubbing while kissing, cock erection like an adolescent boy, first hand job, blowjob, oral ejaculation, first sex while being led by the heroine, pillow talk (there is a scene of playing with her nipple which was slightly exposed).
Will you play ...... again?" I don't have to have sex ...... with you. We can have tea or dinner together again. ......
◎Track 3(R18):Masturbation over the phone as instructed by Koneko around 17:13 Mireiku's hand job masturbation, ejaculating in your hand while imagining sex with you
Please call me 'Mirei' ......? Please call me 'Mirei' ......?" I'm about to cum for real. ......Please let me ejaculate. ......! Please let me ejaculate, please ......!"
◎Track 4: Christmas, off-line meeting, nothing is impossible, around 20:11 Mirei and you, who have been in Kuri Bokuto, are going to meet off again. This time, Mirei does her best to take the lead, looking somewhat buoyant ......?
And ～～～～!!!!! Why !!!!! Why are you messing with me !!!!!????" I want you to save me. I want you in my boring, empty life. ......"
◎Track 5: I Can't Lose You 6:20 or so They have not spoken since Christmas Day. They meet again at their first offline meeting under the guise of "returning the game.
"Just so you know, I have you on mute. 'I definitely think this is going to make me look like a fool. Stupid love." 'The story of a misunderstood nerd who fell for a mere follower. I'm sure someone will laugh and spit it out. ......"
◎Track 6 (R18):Skin and Mind 19:11 approx.
I'm a lot messier than you think. And I'm so blind that I only see you." 'I'm sorry, I just don't feel like I can dislike you at all. Even if you can't be serious, I will always be serious about you. "...... be prepared, please."
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